Assemble, Transform, and Roll Out!

All the Jeremy Renner fangirl one-liners I’ve ever read.

Courtesy of this fandom:

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Jesus Mary Joseph, dear god, help me

You can aim your arrow at me, if you know what I mean. ;p

Dat magnificent ass

Armporn

Can I has?

Look at that boy, I want that for Christmas

I need to nom that guy

All my shit is lost

I shit you not

All the feels attack

I can’t.

I ship it so motherf- hard

Goodbye, pants…. You too, panties…. Ooops, there go my ovaries. Both of them.

I’m in a Hawkeye State of Mind… (see what I did there?)

Pronounced Hawkeye “Hot guy”? Nope. That’s about right.

Staring into your soul.., (you know what I mean)

And in 3…2…1…Pregnant!

On a scale of 1 to Jeremy Renner, how muscular are your arms

Ladyboner: the Documentary

DAT ASS.

The Jeremy Renner Droolfest

How To Have a 2-Hour Nerdgasm

Behold, the power of the butt

 I am so happy mindreaders don’t exist. If they did, I’d be in sooo much trouble for thinking the things I’d do to Jeremy Renner.                            

Want to go back to Budapest and relive that one time? ;p

Just take those damn pants of, Barton, dammit!

Says this fangirl: No Regrets!